333+ Unique Pirate Captions For Instagram – Puns & Quotes

List of Top Pirate Captions for Instagram Posts

  • It’s in my locker. #inmylocker
  • The pirate festival it is! #piratefestival
  • The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. – Mahatma Gandhi
  • We take a different approach to coffee because we like things to taste good 🌲☕❤️.
  • Let’s kill it this Halloween! #letskillit
  • A lot of effort goes into looking rugged. #looksrugged
  • The only thing you have to fear is fear in itself. #fear
  • Walk the plank, ye scallywag.
  • It’s not the 1600s anymore. There ain’t no pirates anymore. #youthink
  • “Let’s do some planks.”
  • Bring me that horizon. — Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  • There are many paths to tread, but all of them lead home—Arwen, Lord of the Rings
  • “All hands on deck at this party.”
  • An eyepatch doesn’t make you a pirate. What skills you got? #loads
  • #approved
  • Who needs an eyepatch when you have got beautiful eyes! #beautifuleyes
  • They call me Captain.
  • This doesn’t feel pirate-y! #dontfeelit
  • What do y’all think? #hot
  • Sail in with a pirate’s life for me #quote
  • Hello, it’s Smee.
  • Do you have what it takes to be on the same throne as Captain Jack Sparrow? #yesmaam
  • A man is made of many ingredients but most of them are water.
  • It’s all fun and games until someone needs and eyepatch.
  • What an awesome weekend with the pirate crew! #awesomeweekend
  • Aye, matey. Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate’s life for me. #PirateQuotes
  • Learnt the rules to break them! #breakthem
  • “Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.” — Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
  • Swashbuckle and debauchery, mateys—it’s more fun than you think.
  • Get ready to have a blast! #getready
  • Shipping Sparrow and always. #shipping
  • Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. 🏴
  • Festival blues. #festivalblues
  • Obey the captain or learn to swim.
  • Batten down the hatches.
  • Not everything is scary and gold, mate. #scaryandgold
  • Every mate shall be scared. #everymate
  • Aye, we be interested in arrrr projects that get the job done!
  • I be ruler of the seven seas!

Cool Pirate Captions For Instagram

  • We solemnly swear that we are up to no good. #haha
  • Scaring like a pirate! #scaring
  • Ahoy Matey! A spin on a classic cocktail…partly cloudy, with an occasional pirate.
  • I’m a modern-day pirate—steal ideas, so I have more to share with you.
  • Welcome to my ship.
  • Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot 🏴☠️
  • You can take from me what you like, I have nothing to spare.
  • Sailors tell stories, pirates make legends.
  • Just another pirate portrait. #pirateportrait
  • We pillage the high seas for treasure, adventure, and most importantly…
  • Do you have what to takes to judge? #ibetno
  • Pirates are unrepentantly bold. And so are we.
  • Avast ye landlubbers! Ye can throw ye lunch in Davy Jones’ locker, but not yer homework!
  • You look super badass! #superbadass
  • No one should be worried about the size of their boat—only how they use it.
  • Everyone now, call me Captain. #callme
  • Did your wife allow that? Oh, hello, it’s her decision only. #ohello
  • I love being a pirate, but I’m not afraid of dying like one.
  • “Even Captain Jack Sparrow would approve.”
  • I am going to live forever or die trying.
  • Sea my body! #see
  • Always be yourself, unless you can be a pirate. Then, always be a pirate.
  • Home is where the anchor drops.
  • No cause is lost if there is but one fool left to fight for it.
  • A bold approach to all things—no matter the situation. Be Bold.
  • Set sail on the seven seas and save a treasure chest of memories. – Travel Smith
  • Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
  • Argh! Avast ye captain. C’mon matey, grab a mug!
  • Go big or go home. (Only the best pirate Instagram captions would use a pirate quote.)
  • It is the quality of one’s convictions that determines success, not the number of followers.
  • Keep calm and get my rum. #keepcalm
  • “Them: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of. Me: But you have heard of me.” — A spin on the original quote from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  • We’re not here for a long time, we’re here for a good time.
  • If beauty is only skin deep, you must be absolutely gorgeous.
  • In a world full of sharks, don’t be an angelfish. Be a Pirate Ship ××
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Panta 💀 💀 🌊 🌊 🌊
  • Don’t be a stupid pirate, man! #stupidpirateman
  • Are you of any good? #yesmaam
  • Wearing the must-wear pirate costume for Halloween! #mustwear
  • Aarrr… I will be readying my ship. Watch out, monsoons ahead 🚢☀
  • Surrender the drinks! #surrendernow

Short Pirate Captions For Instagram

  • “Arrrr matey!”
  • “Ahoy, ye landlubbers!”
  • “Talk like a pirate day, every day.”
  • “A pirate’s life for me.”
  • “Set sail for adventure.”
  • “X marks the spot.”
  • “Ready to pillage and plunder.”
  • “Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.”
  • “Stealing hearts, one port at a time.”
  • “Shiver me timbers.”
  • “Pirates don’t do Monday’s.”
  • “The seas are calling, and I must go.”
  • “Aye, aye, Captain!”
  • “Pirates are my spirit animal.”
  • “Treasure hunting, one island at a time.”
  • “Sail away, sail away, sail away.”
  • “Always be yourself, unless you can be a pirate.”
  • “Ahoy, it’s a pirate’s life for me.”
  • “Let’s make some waves.”
  • “Pirates are always up for a good adventure.”
  • “Life is an adventure, and I’m a pirate.”
  • “Sailing the seven seas, one day at a time.”
  • “Ready to take on the high seas.”
  • “All hail the pirate king/queen.”
  • “Ruler of the seas, master of my fate.”
  • “Pirates never say die.”
  • “Adventure awaits, let’s set sail.”
  • “It’s a pirate’s life, and I love it.”
  • “The ocean is my happy place.”
  • “Let’s go find some treasure.”
  • “Ahoy, let’s hit the seas.”
  • “Sailors beware, pirates are here.”
  • “Life is better with a pirate crew.”
  • “Sharing the sea with my pirate love.”
  • “Pirates always have a good time.”
  • “Anchors away, let’s go on an adventure.”
  • “The life of a pirate is always an adventure.”
  • “Ahoy, let’s make some pirate memories.”
  • “The sea is calling, and I must answer.”
  • “Pirates always keep the spirit of adventure alive.”

Catchy Puns for Pirate Photos

  • Thar she blows!
  • Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of… rum!
  • Keep calm and keep thinking. #keepthinking
  • Aim bigger. Dream bigger. Live bigger. That’s the pirate way.
  • What a day it was! #surely
  • Pulling off the best look possible on Halloween! #pullingitoff
  • Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
  • Ahoy there, Halloween.
  • And the countdown to Halloween begins here! #countdown
  • Home is where the eye patch can be removed. #noeyepatch
  • There’s some unfinished business in this post.
  • Arrrghh I’m searching for my next treasure and it’s you.
  • Twenty years ago, on Halloween. #2oyearsago
  • Keep your costumes ready! #keepthemready
  • Never smile at a crocodile. You’ll be the last to see it.
  • No cause is lost if there is one fool left to fight for it.
  • Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen.
  • Who’s the Pirate of the ship? Or should I say, Captain? #mehere
  • Time flies when you’re having rum.
  • Some people treasure what they have, some people treasure what they leave behind.
  • We have the best fans in the world and we’re not afraid to show it. #WeAreOcean
  • Let’s think of it as a ship for today, and I am its Captain. #captaintoday
  • Tell no tales to sailors or pirates. #tellnotales
  • A little bit of pirate, a whole lot of mermaid.
  • The deepest water does not always run the swiftest.
  • Climb aboard, ye scurvy dogs!
  • the day will come when you look at the sea and you will say that was my ocean
  • Here be treasure, matey.
  • Join our crew. We’re taking over the @.
  • I can’t wait to sea my booty.
  • Set sail Emoji Pirates, we’re chasing the sunset 🌅🌊
  • To err is human, to arr is pirate.
  • Once you enter our premises, lose all hope of survival! #allhope
  • Who said women couldn’t be pirates or be the Captain of the ship? #killmen
  • What a fool of a captain we’ve got. #fooled
  • I’m not a pirate, I’m an adventurer. Hoist the mizzen, yo-ho!
  • If you find yourself in a fair fight… You’ve managed to miss all of the cues thus far.
  • The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page.
  • Steer, it’s a course, right! #steerright
  • We are not naturally inclined to pursue the things we are naturally destined to do.
  • We all make choices. Some turn out to be good, and some bad, but most are just part of being human.
  • My jolly old sailor bruise is the only mark of death on my skin. #markofdeath
  • Set sail with a crew of legends, brimming with plunder and a lust for the booty.
  • Ahoy, mateys! Salt-sprayed days and starry nights are calling you . . . . . . . #piratecaptions
  • Ahoy! Should I call you to mate? #you might
  • “Always be yourself, unless you can be a pirate. Then, always be a pirate.”
  • Looking for my mermaid! #searching

One-Liner Pirate Instagram Captions

  • “Pirate by day, Instagram by night.”
  • “Ahoy, ye followers!”
  • “Pirates always make a splash.”
  • “Sail away from the ordinary.”
  • “Life’s an adventure, let’s make it a pirate one.”
  • “Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Instagram.”
  • “Treasure hunting for likes.”
  • “I’m a pirate, hear me post.”
  • “Stealing hearts, one double tap at a time.”
  • “Shiver me Instagram followers.”
  • “Pirates don’t do Monday’s, but we do post on Mondays.”
  • “The seas are calling, and my Instagram feed must answer.”
  • “Aye, aye, likes!”
  • “Pirates are my spirit animal, and Instagram is my treasure map.”
  • “Posting like a pirate king/queen.”
  • “Sail away, post away, post away.”
  • “Always be yourself, unless you can be a pirate on Instagram.”
  • “Ahoy, it’s a pirate’s life for me, and my Instagram feed.”
  • “Let’s make some waves, and some likes.”
  • “Pirates are always up for a good adventure, and a good Instagram post.”
  • “Life is an adventure, and I’m a pirate, and an Instagram influencer.”
  • “Sailing the seven seas, one post at a time.”
  • “Ready to take on the high seas, and the Instagram algorithm.”
  • “All hail the pirate king/queen of Instagram.”
  • “Ruler of the seas, master of my fate, and master of my Instagram posts.”
  • “Pirates never say die, and they never stop posting.”
  • “Adventure awaits, let’s set sail, and post away.”
  • “It’s a pirate’s life, and I love it, and my Instagram feed.”
  • “The ocean is my happy place, and my Instagram feed is my happy place too.”
  • “Let’s go find some treasure, and some likes.”
  • “Ahoy, let’s hit the seas, and hit the like button.”
  • “Sailors beware, pirates are here, and they’re here to post.”
  • “Life is better with a pirate crew, and a strong Instagram following.”
  • “Sharing the sea with my pirate love, and my Instagram love.”
  • “Pirates always have a good time, and always post a good time.”
  • “Anchors away, let’s go on an adventure, and post away.”
  • “The life of a pirate is always an adventure, and the life of an Instagram pirate is always a photo adventure.”
  • “Ahoy, let’s make some pirate memories, and some Instagram memories.”
  • “The sea is calling, and I must answer, and post.”
  • “Pirates always keep the spirit of adventure alive, and keep the spirit of Instagram alive too.”

Clever Pirate Quotes For Instagram

  • “Pirates are the ultimate rebels, breaking the rules and making their own path.”
  • “A pirate’s life is full of excitement, adventure, and endless opportunities.”
  • “Pirates never settle for a dull life, they seek excitement and thrill at every turn.”
  • “The true spirit of a pirate is one of bravery, freedom, and a thirst for adventure.”
  • “Pirates are the masters of their own fate, charting their own course and living life on their own terms.”
  • “The life of a pirate is one of constant discovery, always seeking new horizons and uncharted territories.”
  • “A pirate’s heart beats with a fierce independence, never bound by the constraints of society.”
  • “To be a pirate is to embrace the unknown, to live boldly and to never stop exploring.”
  • “Pirates are the embodiment of the spirit of adventure, always seeking new experiences and challenges.”
  • “The pirate’s life is one of constant excitement, always seeking out new thrills and adventures.”
  • “A pirate’s spirit is one of freedom, bravery, and a love for adventure.”
  • “Pirates never play it safe, they take risks and live life to the fullest.”
  • “The true essence of a pirate is one of fearlessness, always willing to chart new waters and face new challenges.”
  • “Pirates are not bound by convention, they follow their own rules and live life on their own terms.”
  • “A pirate’s life is one of endless discovery, always seeking out new adventures and new experiences.”
  • “The pirate’s heart is one of courage and bravery, never backing down from a challenge.”
  • “To be a pirate is to live life on the edge, to embrace the unknown and to never stop exploring.”
  • “Pirates are the ultimate free spirits, living life with a carefree attitude and a love for adventure.”
  • “The life of a pirate is one of excitement, thrills, and endless opportunities for exploration.”
  • “The spirit of a pirate is one of independence, never conforming to society’s expectations.”
  • “Pirates are fearless, always seeking out new challenges and never backing down from a fight.”
  • “A pirate’s life is one of constant adventure, always seeking out new experiences and new frontiers.”
  • “The heart of a pirate is one of courage, always willing to take risks and chart new waters.”
  • “To be a pirate is to live life to the fullest, embracing every opportunity for adventure and excitement.”
  • “Pirates are the ultimate nonconformists, never following the crowd and always making their own path.”
  • “The life of a pirate is one of endless excitement, always seeking out new challenges and new experiences.”
  • “The pirate’s spirit is one of bravery, always willing to face danger and chart new territories.”
  • “Pirates are the ultimate thrill-seekers, always seeking out new adventures and new opportunities for excitement.”
  • “A pirate’s heart beats with a love for adventure, never settling for a life of mediocrity.”
  • “The true essence of a pirate is one of independence, never conforming to society’s norms.”
  • “Pirates are the ultimate rebels, breaking the rules and living life on their own terms.”
  • “The life of a pirate is one of constant excitement, always seeking new horizons and new adventures.”
  • “Pirates are not afraid of the unknown, they embrace it and make it their own.”
  • “The heart of a pirate beats with a love for freedom, never accepting the constraints of society.”
  • “To be a pirate is to live life with a sense of adventure, always seeking out new challenges and new opportunities.”
  • “Pirates are the masters of their own destiny, never settling for a life of mediocrity.”
  • “The life of a pirate is one of endless excitement, always seeking out new thrills and new experiences.”
  • “The spirit of a pirate is one of fearlessness, always pushing the boundaries and living life on their own terms.”
  • “Pirates are the ultimate free spirits, never conforming to society’s expectations and always seeking out new adventures.”

Cute Pirate Instagram Quotes

  • “Ahoy matey! Let’s set sail on a cute adventure.”
  • “Pirates have the cutest booty.”
  • “A pirate’s life for me and my cutie pie.”
  • “Arrr matey, love is a treasure more precious than gold.”
  • “A pirate’s love is worth fighting for.”
  • “A pirate and his love are never lost at sea.”
  • “Together we’ll sail the seven seas and find adventure and love.”
  • “Life is an adventure with you, my pirate love.”
  • “A pirate’s heart is full of love and adventure.”
  • “We make the cutest pirate duo.”
  • “My love for you is as strong as a pirate’s ship.”
  • “A pirate’s life is sweeter with you by my side.”
  • “Let’s sail away to a world of love and adventure.”
  • “You stole my heart like a pirate steals treasure.”
  • “My love for you is as endless as the ocean.”
  • “Together we’ll conquer the seas and each other’s hearts.”
  • “A pirate’s love is never a myth, it’s a beautiful reality.”
  • “You’re the missing piece to my pirate puzzle.”
  • “Love and adventure go hand in hand, just like a pirate and his ship.”
  • “My love for you is as bold and daring as a pirate’s quest.”
  • “The ocean may be vast, but our love is even greater.”
  • “You’re my pirate partner in love and life.”
  • “With you by my side, I’ll conquer any sea.”
  • “A pirate’s love is a journey full of twists and turns, but it’s always worth it.”
  • “You’re the X that marks the spot on my heart’s treasure map.”
  • “A pirate’s love is never a smooth ride, but it’s always an exciting one.”
  • “You’re the anchor that keeps my heart steady and my love strong.”
  • “Together, we’ll find love in the most unexpected places, just like a pirate finds treasure.”
  • “A pirate’s love is as wild and free as the ocean itself.”
  • “You’re the wind in my sails and the love in my heart.”
  • “Let’s set sail on a journey of love, adventure, and forever.”
  • “You’re my pirate princess and I’m your pirate king.”
  • “Love is a treasure that we’ll always keep, like a pirate’s hoard.”
  • “Together, we’ll conquer the seas and find love in every port.”
  • “A pirate’s love is never tamed, it’s always wild and free.”
  • “You’re my pirate partner and the love of my life.”
  • “Our love is as strong as a pirate’s code.”
  • “A pirate’s love is as deep as the ocean, and our love will endure for all time.”
  • “You’re my pirate treasure, the one thing I cherish above all else.”
  • “Together, we’ll sail the seas of love and adventure and make memories that will last a lifetime.”

Funny Pirate Puns For Instagram

  • Scurvy dogs, step aboard for the best coffee in town.
  • Avast! Below are some pirate quotes to inspire your adventures on the high seas.
  • Captain Sparrow and his team. Aye aye. #ayeaye
  • Lost and found in someone else’s ship. #lostandfound
  • Take what ye can and give nothing back!
  • Bro, Captain Sparrow, could pun and rhyme. Can you? #punandrhyme
  • “Not all treasure’s silver and gold, mate.” — Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  • Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
  • A bottle o’ rum on a dead man’s chest.
  • Be sorry for the scares. #besorry
  • Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Rum! ☠️
  • My friends aren’t listening to the Captain of the ship. #thatwouldbeme
  • As free as the ocean.
  • Costume trials for Halloween are in full swing! #costumetrials
  • Captain Jack Sparrow would be proud to see you. #captainJS
  • Pirates make legends. #legends
  • Always be a pirate! #always
  • Yarrrrrr, scallywags. Do you have what it takes to be a part of this plundering crew?
  • “Just looking for my boo-ty on Halloween.”
  • By invitation, pirates only. #byinvitationonly
  • Avast mateys! Try a pirate-themed hook, bait, and nibbles. Avast!
  • I thought you were bringing in some country rum! #wheresmyrum
  • A pirate tonight! #tonight
  • Always be yourself. Unless you can be a pirate. Then always be a pirate.
  • Badass pirates. Or tried to be one. #badass
  • Work like a captain. Play like a pirate.
  • Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
  • This is not a drill yo ho! Savvy?
  • Don’t let these waves wash away your hopes.
  • What a pirate weekend it was! #piracyweekend
  • “A little bit of pirate, a whole lot of mermaid.”
  • yahoo maties & scallywags! go get ’em in our saleroom. Our derelict map shows you the way.’
  • Surrender the booty!
  • Ahoy there! Halloween is here. #ahoythere
  • We recreated this scene with a fake Jack Sparrow by our side. #fakeJS
  • Discover the world. See new places. Meet new people. Drink rum 🍸.
  • Give me all your money, punk! #givethemtome
  • Drunk pirates are boarding a car to pick up a crush. #loveisintheair
  • I only live telecast my skills. #live
  • I am in love with this look. #inlove
  • We are ready for you, Halloween! #readytowinit
  • The haven of pirates, shanties, and hearties 🛳 🏴 💪
  • Dead men tell no tales. #deadmen

Unique Pirate Captions & Bio For Instagram

  • I finally got my ship together.
  • Loving every bit of wearing my most favorite pirate costume! #lovingit
  • Hey there, mate. #whatsup
  • The rougher the seas, the smoother we sail. Ahoy!
  • When I die, keep my favorite rum in your locker. #remember
  • One last fool standing. #lastfool
  • Ahoy! #ahoy
  • Prepare to be boarded.
  • Just looking for my boo-ty on Halloween.
  • I’m not Captain Jack Sparrow… I’m Captain Payday.
  • If you can be a pirate, sure be one. #surebeone
  • Aye, aye, Captain! #ayeaye
  • Pirates of Caribbean cosplay, anyone? #pleasepeaseplease
  • Shouldn’t you be underground? #ranaway
  • Would you live a pirate’s life? #yesplease
  • Yo ho, yo ho! A pirate’s life for me.
  • I like black pearls. #blackpearls
  • We’ll keep sailing into the sun, dreaming of what could be. Dreams are free, you know.
  • Ain’t nothing like a pirate, baby. Maybe that’s because pirates are the best.
  • “Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.” — George Bruns and Xavier Atencio, “Yo Ho (A Pirate’s Life for Me)”
  • To give up and give in is to die a little inside 🌊 💀
  • Fit the vibe and come shooting with us! #fitthevibe
  • “To err is to human, to arr is to pirate.”
  • Check out my outfit! #checkitout
  • Shiver me timbers!
  • Don’t come empty-handed. Always get something. #alwaysgetsomething
  • Pillage and plunder.
  • We do not have your ship. #whyshouldwe
  • All eyes on the deck. O sorry. #shit.
  • We will not bury our treasure. We will bury those who try to steal it.
  • Strongholds of the Caribbean.
  • Warning ahead. You are entering pirate premises. #warning
  • Take me to Davey Jones’ locker!
  • Are you ready to add some pepper and spice to your day? 🌶
  • I get to be the Captain today! #yaay
  • Called Johnny Depp, but he says he is busy getting robbed by his wife. #busygettingrobbed
  • My most sought treasure! #mostsought
  • I think I am going to keep it on until Christmas. #keepiton
  • This rum is worth a shot.
  • These are some words I live by. These are some words I die for.
  • Aye, there be treasure here. And scurvy dogs to claim it.
  • Halloween decorations are going on in full swing. #fullswing
  • You’re the only one for Smee.
  • You’ve to kill every one of your opponent to become the Pirate. #killeveryone
  • Where’s my Captain Jack Sparrow at?
  • Plundering good sales on everything. 😈 #bcbgcna
  • This one’s got me hooked.
  • This is the kind of treasure that’ll make you feel like a real pirate. Haul on over to our shop!
  • Speaking of which, I’m a sailor… on the seven seas. #quote
  • Can you ride the ship? #ridethemon

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